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06-22-2007, 08:20 PM
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We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard scooted back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife went out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife didn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explained to the taxi driver that I would be out soon – "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid b$#@&% was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat @ss downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!".
The cab driver hit a parked car...
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06-22-2007, 08:23 PM
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06-22-2007, 08:30 PM
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I knew you'd like that one, Sue  |
06-22-2007, 08:59 PM
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I knew you'd like that one, Sue |
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06-23-2007, 05:18 PM
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Try not to laugh.
Matt Damon Storms Off Jimmy Kimmel Set*Video
Forget the other attached clip (firefighter). It will not run.
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06-23-2007, 05:34 PM
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I split my gut laughing!
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06-23-2007, 08:11 PM
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I found this while looking on the net ..
The first page is witty definitions
The second page is .. you know you are addicted to orchids when ...
It gives a good chuckle! 
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06-23-2007, 08:17 PM
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I found this while looking on the net ..
The first page is witty definitions
The second page is .. you know you are addicted to orchids when ...
It gives a good chuckle!
Orchid Humor |
Alright, now we're medlin' (... you have a couch and a rocking chair for furniture, and there really isn't room for the rocker.
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06-23-2007, 08:22 PM
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You mean there isn't room on the rocking chair or the couch! |
06-23-2007, 08:24 PM
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You mean there isn't room on the rocking chair or the couch! |
Thank you! I didn't think of that! I could move the chair next to the window....  |
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