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06-22-2007, 08:23 PM
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Leave your egos at the door...
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06-22-2007, 08:30 PM
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I knew you'd like that one, Sue 
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"Nothing beats the orchid -- as an offering of love"
- paraphrasing Marlowe Hood from 'Orchid Fossil Quells Evolutionary Quarrel'
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06-22-2007, 08:59 PM
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Roots are good
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I don't get it  
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http://orchids-ross.blogspot.com/
I don't do most Dendros or large, "floofy orchids". For me it's minis (like Angraecoides), Masdies, Paphs, and others that crept in somewhere along the line. See my orchid list for complete collection (usually not current.)
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06-23-2007, 05:18 PM
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Try not to laugh.
Matt Damon Storms Off Jimmy Kimmel Set*Video
Forget the other attached clip (firefighter). It will not run.
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06-23-2007, 05:34 PM
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Roots are good
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I split my gut laughing!
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Ross
http://orchids-ross.blogspot.com/
I don't do most Dendros or large, "floofy orchids". For me it's minis (like Angraecoides), Masdies, Paphs, and others that crept in somewhere along the line. See my orchid list for complete collection (usually not current.)
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06-23-2007, 08:11 PM
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I found this while looking on the net ..
The first page is witty definitions
The second page is .. you know you are addicted to orchids when ...
It gives a good chuckle! 
Orchid Humor
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"Nothing beats the orchid -- as an offering of love"
- paraphrasing Marlowe Hood from 'Orchid Fossil Quells Evolutionary Quarrel'
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06-23-2007, 08:17 PM
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Roots are good
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Originally Posted by Dorothy
I found this while looking on the net ..
The first page is witty definitions
The second page is .. you know you are addicted to orchids when ...
It gives a good chuckle!
Orchid Humor |
Alright, now we're medlin' (... you have a couch and a rocking chair for furniture, and there really isn't room for the rocker.
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Dot, you slay me 
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Ross
http://orchids-ross.blogspot.com/
I don't do most Dendros or large, "floofy orchids". For me it's minis (like Angraecoides), Masdies, Paphs, and others that crept in somewhere along the line. See my orchid list for complete collection (usually not current.)
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06-23-2007, 08:22 PM
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You mean there isn't room on the rocking chair or the couch!
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"Nothing beats the orchid -- as an offering of love"
- paraphrasing Marlowe Hood from 'Orchid Fossil Quells Evolutionary Quarrel'
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06-23-2007, 08:24 PM
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Roots are good
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You mean there isn't room on the rocking chair or the couch! |
Thank you! I didn't think of that! I could move the chair next to the window.... 
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Ross
http://orchids-ross.blogspot.com/
I don't do most Dendros or large, "floofy orchids". For me it's minis (like Angraecoides), Masdies, Paphs, and others that crept in somewhere along the line. See my orchid list for complete collection (usually not current.)
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06-27-2007, 10:16 AM
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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the world."
So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.
"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says."Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"
 .....Gin
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