New Phal, or "Why I shouldn't be allowed out of the house with money"

[Corry]

I was bored tonight, so I decided to see if Home Depot had anything new. You know . . . just looking. Not buying because I CAN'T AFFORD TO!

This new giant phal (I have no idea what the name for the really big sized phals is, or if there is no name . . ) somehow appeared in my home as if by magic.

I was so torn when I was at Home Depot NOT buying this phal, because it has the end of one leaf cut off, but the blooms were SO much bigger and SO much more gorgeous than all of the others, it won out in the end. I mean uh . . . it chose me and followed me home? Yeah, that's it.