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Old 10-13-2018, 12:28 PM
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what's brown and sticky? (everyone knows this one.)
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no silly! why a stick of course!
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no silly! why a stick of course!
Haha, I was joking around
Anyway, here's two with a similar style of answers:
What's small, white, and very fast?
What's small, black, and sweaty?
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Old 10-14-2018, 12:42 AM
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i shall guess for #1. a small white and very fast object. for#2. small black and sweaty things. am I close?
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Old 10-14-2018, 12:50 AM
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i shall guess for #1. a small white and very fast object. for#2. small black and sweaty things. am I close?
#1 is "rice stuck to a rocket"
And #2 is "an ant after exercise"
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I wasn't prepared for any joke past the intelligence level of ape!

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hahaha

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hey what do old people smell like?
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[/OFFCOLOR]hey what do old people smell like?
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