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Old 06-22-2007, 08:23 PM
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Forget the other attached clip (firefighter). It will not run.

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I found this while looking on the net ..
The first page is witty definitions
The second page is .. you know you are addicted to orchids when ...
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The first page is witty definitions
The second page is .. you know you are addicted to orchids when ...
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Alright, now we're medlin' (... you have a couch and a rocking chair for furniture, and there really isn't room for the rocker.
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You mean there isn't room on the rocking chair or the couch!
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You mean there isn't room on the rocking chair or the couch!
Thank you! I didn't think of that! I could move the chair next to the window....
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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the world."

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.

"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says."Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"




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