I once had a pretty Phal
I thought I'd name her Sal
A pretty Phal Salu Peoker
Occasionally I would soak her
Then a little vacation I took
During which she unfortunately did cook!
In a greenhouse that got
Just way too hot
Oh my poor little orchid
but I don't want to be morbid
She is now in plant heaven
And new orchids? I bought eleven!
I once had a pretty Phal
I thought I'd name her Sal
A pretty Phal Salu Peoker
Occasionally I would soak her
Then a little vacation I took
During which she unfortunately did cook!
In a greenhouse that got
Just way too hot
Oh my poor little orchid
but I don't want to be morbid
She is now in plant heaven
And new orchids? I bought eleven!