Ultimatum to Save Current Lobby Phal
Hi.
In my perfectly run, pretentious landmark building lobby.....it is huge, Jimmy who runs everything (lives in duplex on 14 & 15) always has a splendid, huge booming Phal on the table just across from the passenger elevator.
He has a deal with local florist whose phals sell for $100......for an infinite supply.
He knows full well (everyone does) I am orchid obsessed and grow them, but he never gives me any of these amazing creatures when they start to go. And the staff guys can't interfere with this. I think it's about money.
Right now, we have an especially amazing one....whose blooms are just starting to fade on one spike. I went to the office after sending THREE ominous emails, looked him in his green eyes and said, "God will punish you if you let this puppy go on suffering and then die rather than giving it to the Orchid Growing Diva/Goddess for saving!!!!! BAD KARMA!!!
At the very LEAST you could find someone out at yr pretentious beach house in South Hampton who grows them and give them to that person! But this time, if you don give this one to me, GOD WILL PUNISH YOU, and tho all steel and stone and brick the whole building will BURST INTO FLAMES."
I am only little....outside.
Here are two pics I made of this puppy.
Last edited by JMNYC; 07-16-2014 at 05:11 PM..
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