Midwest Dangerous windchills and temps

[cluelessmidwesterner]

Today is a day that I wonder why my spouse and I don't where the winters are not so cold.

For the next two to three days they just should put up a sign that says that the Hawkeye state is closed until further notice. Public school are not holding classes due to the weather. Two of the state run universities have called off classes Wednesday and Thursday due to the dangerous windchills (-25 to -50 F) with a record low of -20F for tomorrow morning.

For the rest of you that live in the Midwest stay safe during this Canadian Vortex and think positive. Its only 50 or so days until Spring.

And if that oversized Rat in Pennsylvania says 6 more weeks of winter I'm going shoot that Whistle Pig.