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Two dogs and and a cat passed away.

They came before God, who asked what were their beliefs.

The German Shepard said, "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master".

"Good" said God, "you can sit at my right side."

The Toy Poodle said, "I believe in love, cuddling and devotion to my master."

"Ahaha", said God, "You can sit at my left side."

God turned to the cat and said, "What do you believe?"

The cat answered, "I believe you are sitting in my chair."
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