The joke thread

[Ross]

Originally Posted by Dorothy

The Mind of Steve Wright -

He is my absolutely most favorite comedien. Thanks for this Dot. Me and my son thank you profusively (is that a word?)

[Ross]

Originally Posted by RoyalOrchids

Yup, otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush.

That's sick! And I am glad you poted that 'cause I would have been banned.

[Dorothy]

Originally Posted by Ross

He is my absolutely most favorite comedien. Thanks for this Dot. Me and my son thank you profusively (is that a word?)

You are very welcome, Ross

Yes, it's a word
Profusive –adjective
profuse; lavish; prodigal: profusive generosity.
—Related forms
pro·fu·sive·ly, adverb
as per profusively - Definitions from Dictionary.com

[cb977]

Originally Posted by RoyalOrchids

Yup, otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush.

Royal, you just kill me!

[cb977]

Originally Posted by Ross

That's sick! And I am glad you poted that 'cause I would have been banned.

Aww, Ross...I wouldn't have banned you for that

[cb977]

Sent to me by a very Italian cousin this morning

ITALIAN BUSINESS SCHOOL

Luigi ( the father ... says to his son): I want you to marry a girl of my choice.'

Son says: 'I will choose my own bride!!!'

Luigi says: 'But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter..'

Son answers: 'Well, in that case . . . ok'

Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates and says 'I have a husband for your daughter...'

Bill Gates answers: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!!'

Luig says: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank'

Bill Gates answers: 'Ah, in that case . . . ok'

Finally Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank.


Luigi says: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'

President answers: 'But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!'

Luigi says : 'But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.'

President answers: 'Ah, in that case . . . ok'

And that, my friends, is how Italians do business.

[cb977]

What every stylish Floridian woman should have...

[Des]

Just in case hurricane Gustav should come your way??

[cb977]

No, there's no chance of that one affecting me...but we're not even halfway through "the season"

[kavanaru]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure.
A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look an d says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much.
That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? "