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Old 11-20-2007, 02:26 PM
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in greement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" the woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
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Old 11-21-2007, 12:02 AM
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Ooo! SNEAKY! But funny!
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Renee's comment was, "Women are evil!"
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Old 11-21-2007, 11:06 AM
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There was an accident one afternoon. Nothing relly serious but the man took his eyes off the road for a second and rear-ended a car. He pulled over and got out, and the other driver was a DWARF!! And the dwarf was pissed! He stomped back to the man, looked up at him and said, "I am NOT happy!" The man said, "Okay, then, which one are you?"
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Old 11-21-2007, 11:12 AM
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OMG, thats soo mean! LOL!!!!
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Old 11-21-2007, 11:19 AM
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