Hearing
"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward to the front at the altar," says the preacher.
Dorothy gets in line and when it's her turn, the preacher asks, "Dorothy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Dorothy replies, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing." The preacher puts one finger in Dorothy's ear and placed his other hand on top of her head and prays, and prays and prays for Dorothy.
After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, "Dorothy, how is your hearing now?"
Dorothy says, "I don't know Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday."
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