That's a great line!! I can't wait to use it.
I wonder if my wife would accept that reason to spoil the orchids with their own gifts for Christmas?
I mean, she DOES get our dogs presents after all! They even get their own stockings.
Imagine, each orchid with it's own stocking and appropriate stocking stuffers.
Humm, what would they want?
Naturally, they'd want new media to grow in. New labels for the pots. New pots - more cork tubes used as pots. That flows rather well, logically, doesn't it? I could even set the cork tubes alongside their stockings if they all couldn't fit inside the stockings.
Ok, now to see if I can get an order in by Christmas so they won't be disappointed.