Orchid Salad Bar??

[Oldguypops]

I have a cat that is addicted to eating plants.

He's like a heroin addict, always trying to get his next fix!! He literally has no self control!
And the worst part of it is that he can't stomach them; he always pukes! I watched him start eating a bonsai of mine, puke immediately, and start eating again! (He's not bulimic either, he hates puking.)

I'm sure he thinks that I set up the plant room as a personal salad bar for him.

I can't display my orchids anywhere below a six foot vertical jump for him, or he will devour them and deposit them on the carpet in a different location. (Usually on the BEST or WHITEST carpet!)

So I guess my question is.... does anyone know of a feline 12 step program??
Or maybe PA (Plants Anonymous) meetings for cats??

The only time I kept him away from a plant was when I made a spray from chili peppers and sprayed the plant. He still tried it... and hurled it, but only once! He hasn't touched that plant since. I'm a bit scared to spray my orchids with such a potent mixture though.

Any thoughts here??
(My wife won't let me eat him, so that's out!)


Chris

(Also posted in pets forum)