root beer?:loll: I just had some nice Guinness beers at the pub tonight. Actually, I think I had a few too many, I'm seeing 3 computer screens and nearly fell off my bike on the way home. Time to call it a night![/QUOTE]
Life is not fair, I am not allowed to have the real stuff cause I am diabetic and makes my blood sugar so high my blood monitor plays "Mary had a little lamb " and my wife comes running to see whats up !!
You guys, I must warn you I am Emailing this thread to Father Xmas, and some of you will have empty stockings this year ........orchids......wearing glasses.........indeed
Mind you I think I wont be getting much myself this year ...... I farted in church.................I thought it was going to be one of those quite ones.............. But it so loud ........... and it happened just at the exact moment when you could hear a pin drop..............my timing was perfect ............talk about feeling like the nucleus in an atom......never thought folks could slide their bums on the pews that fast!!...........my wife has not been talking to me for a few days.......... no, she did say goodnight once as I was making my way to the dog kennel but I think that was just a reflex action........................ anyways I just wish the dog will stop licking my face when we sleep together.......
I suppose I have been a naughty boy, I was dreaming a few nights back.................. that I was being chased by a bull ..................and just as he was going trample me ................... I woke up .............. With a horn in my hand ................. My wife woke up too and said what is that dear it looks dangerous you had better put it away.............. so I have had it stuffed and it hangs above the fireplace
Folks this thread is about myths come on !!