See, who doesn't want to be a plant. Especially one that has been pampered for centuries in Botanical Gardens, Kew. You get to live forever, have lots of food, water, and sex. Who could ask for more? 
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All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
-J.R.R. Tolkien, LOTR, Fellowship of the Ring
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